1. It says Jeep on the side
2. If you go to get the Sunday paper and come back on Monday without it
3. If you use a hose to clean the outside AND the inside
4. When the best route from point A to point B is through the mud
5. When a scratch or a dent is a beauty mark
6. Your mom and sister can't get in without help
7. You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb
8. You search for trails in a USAF helicopter
9. When you know what the wave is and you're not afraid to use it
10. You get custom pin-striping from trail brush
11. When a low-rider Jeep pulls up next to you and you get out and slap the driver
12. When you finally wash the mud off, everyone thinks you bought a new Jeep
13. When you pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days
14. When you take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail? - I don't see a trail!"
15. When you've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ and XJ to your spell-checker
16. Your friends won't ride with you because they don't want to wind up in the desert in the middle of the night
17. When you can see OVER a Suburban
18. You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up
19. When it rains and you don't care that your top and doors are off
20. When you drive around to look at Christmas lights topless
21. When you change your sparkplugs in the parking lot at work on a break
22. When you take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep back onto its wheels again
23. You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents
24. Every page of your repair manual has fingerprints
25. Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling
26. You can't hear your $5000 stereo over the howl of your tires on the highway
27. You spend more time with your Jeep than with your significant other
28. Winter comes and your can't remember where you left the top
29. You spend more on car washes than on insurance
30. You complain about everything but smile when you fix everything yourself
31. When you think Mud Brown should be a factory paint color
32. When you feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser
33. When you slam the door and part of your Jeep crumbles to the ground
34. Your wife/girlfriend refuses to get in it
35. You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway
36. You are dating the Service Manager at the Jeep dealership
37. You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep
38. When you have to replace your windshield AT LEAST once a year
39. You roll it over and don't get upset
40. You puke when you see a rav4
41. The first word out of your 2 year olds mouth isn't Mommy or Daddy, it's JEEP!!!!
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